Monday 29 September 2008

Same old story?

Edinburgh. Saturday morning. No hangover, I feel great (Sunday morning was not so good however and I was, and still am, in the bad books). Anyway, I digress, that is a story for another time. The task in hand was the impending match against Celtic.

Today I am fortunate enough to have complimentary tickets for the game (courtesy of Jeff who works for Nike, cheers Jeff). The bad news they are in the Celtic end and i'm far from enamoured at the prospect of sitting amongst the hordes of one half of the 'great unwashed'.

Still, it's going to be Jimmy's last game in charge right? Regardless, we hop on a train at Waverly and make our way to the city of doom. It's a peculiar place Glasgow. Totally different to Edinburgh, and not in a good way I find. Once in Glasgow I always feel a little on edge, there is always something a bit nasty just bubbling under the surface.

We reach our fabled destination and head for a bite to eat in Waxy 'O Connors, which I must say was excellent. A quick beer later and some Merseyside action, we hop on a bus out to the tattie bowl. Now sure, some football clubs have a fraction of undesirables in their midst, but the Glasgow teams are littered with some of the most strange looking people on the planet.

The further towards Parkhead we venture, the more shanty town the scenery becomes. The boarded up bars, unwelcoming, fearful of having their non-existant windows panned in. The shell suits, the lack of dental hygiene, the sunken white faces, the weird close-together eyes, that irritating accent.

Not to mention the fact the bus was like a sauna. We arrive at our destination eventually and weave through the mass of sellic fans and into the Jock Stein stand. Fair play to Nike, we have nice padded seats in the very back row of the lower deck. I make the observation that Celtic Park is a lot nicer than the last time I was here (it was still all standing then), although it's fair to say it's still a shitehole.

And the atmosphere, let me tell you... there was.... nothing. Dead. Dull. The famous Celtic fans. Outsung the entire match by the small band of Dons fans who were a credit to us. With a plethora of flags, smoke and songs, we lit the otherwise dour stadium up. I felt so envious to have to sit and keep my mouth shut throughout the entire game.

The game itself? What can I say, well and truly robbed. As usual. The same old story. The first half was a non-event really, the Dons were passing the ball around well and the goal lost was a total shambles defensively (Foster and Kerr, oh dear). And it's not as if we weren't creating chances, Lee Miller in particular was giving the Celtic defence a torrid time.

The second half kicked off, Seve lost to injury and Mulgrew on in his place. Again, some excellent passing and movement from the Dons, highlighted by our equalising goal, which was an absolute cracker. Mulgrew finished it at the back post, volleying it through Boruc legs from a Lee Miller flick on. To say I was delighted would be an understatement, a totally different kind of celebration though, sitting there smiling to myself and listening to the unwashed volley out all sorts of abuse.

Our second goal was excellent too. Lee Miller (yet again) wins a free kick 30 yards out and up steps Mulgrew again to pop it in via the post. He races over to the Dons fans in celebration and all is good in the world (for a few glorious minutes anyway).

What is it about Celtic? We always lose late goals, yet whenever we take the lead we feel it's time to sit back and defend on our 6 yard line instead of continuing to play the same attractive 1 touch stuff. Two late goals (as usual) and the obligatory Mackie sitter missed and it's game over. Sadly, Mulgrew should have simply booted the ball out for the eventual Celtic winner, but decided to try and dribble round everyone. Final Score, Celtic 3 - 2 Aberdeen. Gutted.

I was furious when that 3rd goal went in, my phone almost getting thrown off the wall in fury on the way out of the stadium, the usual grey Glasgow rain lashing down to worsen my mood. Football, why do I bother.......

On reflection, I thought we were desperately unlucky and felt sorry for the players (and even Jimmy). I thought Mair, Duff and Miller were excellent. Kerr also had his best game in a Dons shirt so far. The sad fact however, is if we don't start picking up results soon then there is only one outcome. But surely, if we play like that against Hibs on Saturday, we'll hammer them.

Won't we.....?

Thursday 25 September 2008

Jimmy must go?

Oh dear, I think that's a good way to start this entry. Swiftly followed by this little tit-bit from the bbc website:

Aberdeen were a shambles at the back throughout and it was some dithering defending that allowed Sammon to race through on to a David Lilley pass before forcing the ball past Dons' stand-in goalkeeper Bertrand Bossu.

Sounds familiar? And to think.... A David Lilley pass?!?! When did we ever see that at Pittodrie when he was in the red of the Dons? Our managers never seem to get the best out of players. Something in the water?

I really don't know what to say. Kilmarnock 4 - 2 Aberdeen. 3 losses on the spin. Goals from Miller and McDonald for the Dons, and all 6 goals in the first 30 minutes! It must have been quite a first half, full of incident, penalties and our now customary horrific defending. But I have to say, I'm delighted I wasn't there.

I received a text from my old flatmate Malcolm after the game, he hadn't been so lucky:

Fucking a goal down before I even got in the ground. Useless. Still not replaced Anderson. Too many lightweights that go missing when the going gets tough.

Couldn't have said it better myself Malcolm.

Added to this little ditty from my old workmate Michael:

Unfuckingbelievable!

Haven't heard anything from the mighty JC yet, but i'm sure he'll blame the fans, individual errors and sloppiness as usual. Those old chestnuts again. I really think it's 'shoogly peg' time for our divine leader now. A humping from Celtic at the weekend followed by a loss to the Hibbees at todders and I think the fat lady (or jimmy himself?) will be well and truly singing.

Next up, Celtic (at the tattie bowl). Suffice to say i'm going, but i've already put a bet on 6-0 to the Jungle Jims. At this rate we'll be lucky to get 0.

Jesus Wept.

Wednesday 24 September 2008

It's good to be back?

My head is fuzzy. Long haul travel always does that. The kick off is 12.30 tomorrow, live on Setanta, what a feast of football fun for the UK (alliteration aside). My optimism has returned after my re-energising break away. Not to mention the fact that watching the Toronto Blue Jays get minced at baseball has convinced me the Dons can't do any worse.

Silly, silly me. When will I ever learn? I awake to my flat buzzer going off. What's that? Who? When? Who am I? Oh, it's my cousin... i've slept in, again. We still have half an hour till kick off though. Nae probs, quick shower and off we go, full of enthusiasm on a bright, sunny, and I daresay warm Aberdeen day.

Pittodrie is fast approaching, looming ever closer and closer as the anticipation to kick off and a kickstart to the season builds. Tommy Wright starting eh! 3 up front, should be a cracking game. We best get some refreshments inside to tide us over. Ah, flat coca-cola and a nice heartburn steak pie. Life doesn't get much better.

I sense the feeling that this blog will contain more stories about the pre and post match as opposed to the football itself (that much seems apparent after only 2 posts). Anyway, what needs to be said about the game? Not much to be honest, suffice to say we were again horrendous, devoid of any apparent tactics, flare or effort and slumped to a 3rd home defeat in 4 games. Poor show indeed. Aberdeen 0 - 1 Dundee United. Entertainment.... you guessed it.... a bit fat 0.

Our great leader had the following to say:

"It was a game we absolutely dominated in the first half, we created a few chances. The thing that's doing us in is individual mistakes.

"It started at the start of the season, and its not finished yet. I know we can play a lot better.

"Goals change games, it suited United to play on the counter-attack, but it just wouldn't break for us.

"You get days like that in football, but individual errors are costing us big time."

My day didn't get much better when I got to the pub. What? My fantasy team are second bottom? Seriously? The beer did NOT taste good after this latest bombshell, but several made me forget the trials and tribulations of the day and sent me home oblivious to the fact I had the more sobering prospect of going back to work on Monday (Tuesday actually as Monday was a local holiday).

Next up. Killie. In the cup. Away. I dread to think.

On a side note, our mighty 6 is also starting to dwindle (already). Don't say I didn't warn you.

Season ticket count: 6
Actual Attendance: 3

Here we go....

So, i'm sitting at a computer screen in Toronto, Canada, thinking about the football match i'm missing as my flight back to Aberdeen has been cancelled when I start to think about that 'day of the week'.

What is the big deal for so many people? Hopefully over the next few months (and perhaps longer) I can begin to decipher what I (and the others who suffer with me) think about Aberdeen Football Club and that Saturday game of football.

I check up on the scores and lo and behold, Aberdeen 1 - 2 Hamilon. Thank the lord for small mercies. Glad I missed that one. Apparently a shocking match and we've lost at home twice now in 3 games. Gary McDonald opens the scoring for the Dons only for us to lose 2 disasterous goals (an all too common occurance let me tell you).

Ok, lets rewind. Let's get back to the start of this season. How did we get to this point? Personally I blame Tricky. Yes Tricky, it's all your fault. Moves back to Aberdeen then suggests we should buy a season ticket (which I haven't done due to general apathy and some pretty horrendous 'fitba' on show for many a year).

Hmmmm, 'OK', I say.... but wait.... what's this? Others are going to join us. Are you serious? Oh yes.... 6 of us have signed up no less (Tricky, Myself, Gus, Dunc, Mark and his dad Ian). Aberdeen FC will be joyous at the prospect of some returning fans and will reward us appropriately. Or so we thought.

A quick recap on what has gone on so far this season. Some new signings, the pick of which would have been Kerr and Aluko on paper. The rest a mixed bag.

The first game. At home, Aberdeen 0 - 2 Inverness CT. Oh dear, what a shambles. All that early season enthusiasm gone, in one fell swoop. The first time they have beaten us (to be fair it had been looming for a LONG time now, with many a fortunate result on our behalf of late). Entertainment value = 0.

A fairly shambolic game against the Steelmen next but a win none-the-less courtesy of a last minute free kick from Charlie Mulgrew. Motherwell 0 - 1 Aberdeen. Entertainment value = 0 (I sense a pattern developing here).

Rangers at home next, always a powderkeg fixture. This one was sadly lacking however. Aberdeen 1 - 1 Rangers. Rangers pretty much ran the show and took the lead midway through the first half. The usual 'banter' between the sets of fans was FAR better than the game however. Derek Young popped up with the equaliser just on half time (makes a change). Rangers 'scored' right at the death but it was disallowed for offside which had them up in arms (boo hoo, it happens to us all. I seem to remember Parkhead AND Motherwell at the end of last season when we had 2 perfectly legitamate goals chalked off). All in all, another poor display. The natives are becoming restless....

Anyway, onwards to Canada, and the prospect of 3 football-less weeks (a good thing judging by the opening salvo of matches).

Next up... Ayr in the League cup. Midweek. Nothing really to add, Maguire for the win. Ayr 0 - 1 Aberdeen.

Apparently then another away win with Mackie, (jesus christ, surely not) the scorer. St Mirren 0 - 1 Aberdeen.

And then i'm back. Home, after a new flight has been purchased and what's that? Dundee United at home the next day. Why not..........